An old man was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair with colors green, red, orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him that irritated the boy.

Teenager: Never done anything wild in your life?

Old Man: Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I’m wondering if you’re my son.

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7 comments so far

 1 

HA, HA, HA! I laughed out loud. I really enjoyed this little joke.

July 5th, 2008 at 2:58 am
abelle
 2 

I’m glad you liked it, Karen ;)

July 5th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
 3 

What a brilliant rebuff - had the questioner cornered, every which way. The kind of remark that usually comes - with hindsight - and a sigh.
Thank you for sharing this.

July 6th, 2008 at 7:12 am
 4 

I’ve heard this before..
but it was a parakeet i think?

July 6th, 2008 at 11:05 am
abelle
 5 

Ellumbra - You’re welcome and thank you too ;)

Cole - As words were passed on, the bird became bigger, I guess? Haha! ;)

July 6th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
 6 

lol, that’s great! Thanks for the giggle
x

July 8th, 2008 at 10:03 am
abelle
 7 

Hello, Anita! You’re welcome. Glad you liked it! ;)

July 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

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