Jan

The Engineer

Posted by: abelle in daily dose of laughter

An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates. ‘Sorry,’ St. Peter says, ‘but you’re in the wrong place.’ He snaps his fingers and the engineer ends up in hell.

Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements.

One day, God phones Satan to ask how things are going.

‘Great,’ he answers. ‘We’ve got central air and escalators now. There’s no telling what that engineer will come up with next.’

‘You’ve got an engineer?’ God says. ‘There’s been a mistake. Send him back up here or I’ll sue.’

‘Yeah, right,’ Satan chuckles. ‘Where are you going to find a lawyer?’

source: Reader’s Digest Jan2009 issue, pg57

Tags: humor

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