I was talking to my husband last night via YM. We were talking about our son who was sick. The conversation went on from our son to his friend who’s coming home then to the spider he found in our bathroom few months ago. And then I had to pee. When I stood up, the webcam caught a close view of my boobs (hey! of course, I had my shirt on!) and I was surprised when he said ‘Dessert and Dinner’ with that naughty grin on his face. So, he already read it . . . . . But when I asked him, ‘So what’s your penis’ name?’, he can’t answer. It turned out that because he was so excited to tease me, he didn’t notice Fatboy Slim.

So I asked him to click the link, and voila! His member’s name?

my friends (Dessert is the one on the left & Dinner is on the right)


Boobie Name Generator

and my imaginary penis friend Fatboy Slim (uhmm . . . . . he’s quite shy)


Penis Name Generator

Please say hi to them ;)

Oldies but cuties ;)

12
Jul

Bigatin si Pedro?

   Posted by: abelle   in pinoy miscellaneous

Here is another joke sent to me via SMS.  I like it as it shows how ‘genius’ Filipinos are.  Enjoy, people! ;)

Pedro: Miss, magkano serbisyo mo?

GRO: P500 sa kama, P300 sa sofa, P200 sa sahig at P100 sa damuhan.

Pedro: Sige, P500!

GRO: Wow, bigatin! Sa kama?

Pedro: Hindi! Limang beses sa damuhan!

1. my own website (done on Feb02)

2. digital camera (I’m crossing this one out now because my husband and I agreed that we will buy this next year)

3. new pair of pants (at least 2) (done on June11)

4. a pair of sandals/shoes

5. pairs of shorts (at least 2)

6. skirt (done on Feb01)

7. TV rack (done on Apr30)

8. office table (to replace our PC table) (I don’t think I’ll be needing this for now; we already had an alternative)

9. computer monitor (to replace the one I am using now which is having near death experience)

I’m a bit sad that I have to cross out #2 today, but as I always say, that can wait and there is time for every thing. And the vacation we’ve been planning also had to be re-scheduled some other time. There are some things (and expenses) that came up and we needed to set our priorities. Who knows, the simple family vacation we want will turn out to be as grand as luxury skiing holidays to be spent in a Courchevel chalet in Courchevel, France! Or luxury ski chalet in Meribel, France or St Anton, Austria. Hmmmm . . . . . Now I’m thinking . . . . .

10
Jul

Thanksgiving a la Only in Silence

   Posted by: abelle   in the blogging world

I only got the chance to sit on this now, so here’s a quick list (this Entrecard stat is as of July10, 9:40am):

Top Droppers (once they drop, they can’t stop!)
Slow Streamyx (you’ve been on top from the start ;) )
Crissy’s Haven
The Little Boy Blue and a Red Head Too (you always remind me of one of my fave songs – Cats in the Cradle ;) )
The Journey
Inside my Wild Mind
Unpredictable Life
Random Detoxification
Celebrity Today!
SurfJedi’s Musings (who is also the author of . . . . .)
Surfer J’s Reviews
Pinoy Raket Online

The top10 sites where I placed my widget on and gave me the most number of clicks through
You are a Fly on my Wall (Fly, Fly on the Wall, Amy gave me the most clicks of them all ;) )
Ixela
Herbs ‘n’ Oils
Telling it Like it is
Blessings and Beyond
The Fountain of Happiness
You can Learn Series
Chic & Sassy Designs
MyBlogIt
(check out his post about the Entrecard Popper WordPress plugin ;) )
My Life’s Journey
(like the line in Aerosmith’s ‘It’s Amazing’ - Life’s a journey, not a destination ;) )

And thank you also to the Surf and Drop people, especially to Pinay Mommy Online who told me about it.

And to all the other earthlings who placed their widgets on here and who keep on ‘dropping’ and visiting Only in Silence - the regular droppers and the new ones - I may not be able to mention all of you here and make another Thanksgiving list, but you all know I drop back and read your blogs.

And the people who dugg (Digg) and voted (Blogsvine & BlogEngage) for my posts, the good people who submitted some of my posts to Stumble Upon, Reddit and others (I was surprised with the huge traffic you’re bringing in), this post is to let you know how I appreciate what you did. I noticed this few months ago with some of the older posts, but I haven’t said my ‘thank you’ yet.

This post is for all these beautiful people - while some I know and most I don’t . . . . .

From the bottom of my heart . . . . .

8
Jul

The One Flaw in Women

   Posted by: abelle   in let's 'weigh' awhile

This is one of my favorite stories in my collection. I was supposed to post this last May, in time for the Mother’s Day celebration, but I was so busy because my husband was here and we went to Bataan and spent summer there. Well, I guess, when it’s for mothers and for all the fine ladies in our lives, there are no words such as ‘too late’. Enjoy reading, people! I’m picking up my son at school in a few minutes. I’ll be back later after we finished the assignments and had our dinner. Bye for now! ;)

The One Flaw in Women
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, ‘Why are you spending so much time on this one?’

And the Lord answered, ‘Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, has a lap that can hold four children at one time, has a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart and she will do everything with only two hands.’

The angel was astounded at the requirements. ‘Only two hands!? No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.’

‘But I won’t,’ the Lord protested. ‘I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.’

The angel moved closer and touched the woman. ‘But you have made her so soft, Lord.’ ‘She is soft,’ the Lord agreed, ‘but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.’

‘Will she be able to think?’, asked the angel. The Lord replied, ‘Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.’ The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek. ‘Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.’ ‘That’s not a leak,’ the Lord corrected, ‘that’s a tear!’ ‘What’s the tear for?’ the angel asked. The Lord said, ‘The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride.’

The angel was impressed. ‘You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing.’

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don’t take ‘no’ for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you this to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

images from Public Domain Images

8
Jul

Customers are Always Right?

   Posted by: abelle   in daily dose of laughter

A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked, ‘Are these your babies?’

‘No. I am a condom salesman and these are customer complaints . . . . .’

image from fotosearch.com

6
Jul

What Pets Do When We’re at Work

   Posted by: abelle   in visuals

6
Jul

Only in Silence is Five Months Old

   Posted by: abelle   in news from downtown

Only in Silence has just celebrated its 5th month this 2nd of July. While my two other blogs are both more than a year old, my heart is in here. I bought this domain as a gift to myself on my 31st birthday last February. And this, I consider, is one of the greatest accomplishments I had.

Being a stay-at-home mom, this is where I ‘hang out’. I get to meet wonderful people, learn new things while I bloghop, and most of all, I am able to put up some codes and widgets that are not allowed in the free-hosted blogs I had and have so much fun doing all these. Aaaahhh! The freedom I always wanted. Sometimes it makes me wonder – while some finally decided to move their blogs to a new domain, there are still a lot of great bloggers out there who got more than a handful of readers and subscribers but are still using the free service. So if you are looking for a web hosting service, I suggest that you find a plan that suits your needs and budget.  As for me, I found the best service ever! ;)

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