6
Oct

The busy month of October

   Posted by: abelle   in the life of an ordinary earthling

October is the month when the school holds its yearly field trip for students.  This year, it will be on Oct18.  Then the following week will be the exam week.

And now it’s official.  After weeks of eeny meeny mini mo-ing between Spain and Italy, the teacher finally decided that Jeff and the girl from his class are representing Greece in the school’s UN celebration on Oct24.  So I’m now googling for Greece’s national/traditional costumes.  Later, people! I still have one more project to do ;)

image from: UN.org for UN logo and MapsofWorld.com for the Greece flag (which I cannot upload properly)

4
Oct

Sitting is great. Let’s try standing?

   Posted by: abelle   in visuals

I’m talking about Jeff’s school projects.  This is why I haven’t been here for a while except to reply to your messages.  We’re done with everything else except for one.

The project in Filipino is about Philippines’ most beautiful places.  Students are to compile 7 photos of our country’s most beautiful places and write a short paragraph telling why they like them.  I have the photos ready.  The thing is I haven’t had the urge to get my fingers do the googling to find out more about the places in the photos we have here.  Translation:  I-A-M-T-O-O-L-A-Z-Y-T-O-D-O-I-T.

These photos are in the envelope where all the other old (and reusable/recyclable) school projects are.  They are:

Hinulugang Taktak in Antipolo, Rizal

Miag-ao Church in Ilo-ilo (thanks to JMonreal)

Century Old Houses in Vigan, Ilocos Sur

Magellan’s Cross in Cebu

Hundered Islands in Pangasinan

White Sand Beach in Boracay, Kalibo, Aklan

The Honda Bay in Puerto Princesa, Palawan

Muslim Mosque in Marawi City

San Juanico Bridge in Samar, Leyte

I know there are so many other breathtaking places here in the Philippines, but these are the only photos available on hand.  Maybe I should go out and check out the local bookstore for more, but haven’t you read?  I-A-M-T-O-O-L-A-Z-Y-T-O-D-O-I-T.

I am a province-less person, literally.  My mother and her siblings were born and raised in Manila.  My grandfather was from Manila, too, and while my grandma was from the province of Bulacan, she went to live with my Lolo (grandpa) in Manila after they got married.  And I, the first grandchild, was born in Manila too, and grew up here in this very house in Quezon City.

I don’t travel and know very little of the Philippines.  So help, anyone? :D

30
Sep

Letter from a Penis

   Posted by: abelle   in daily dose of laughter

Lately, I get tons of spam emails about improving the size of my penis, how I can make it bigger and last longer, how to satisfy a girl in bed, etc.  They are being sent many times in a day as if it’s an urgent thing and I really need to know.  First, I want to make it clear that I don’t have a penis.  I am a woman, for crying out loud!  And as the old people say, ‘It’s not the size of the bone that matters, it’s how well you bury it’ ;) .  Anyway, this reminded me of the letter below that has been in my files more than a year ago.

Dear Management,

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything I do
4- I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don’t get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations
5- You do not take initiative — you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
7- You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are 65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

Sincerely,
The Management

28
Sep

Sign That You May Be Needing Eyeglasses

   Posted by: abelle   in visuals

1. my own website (done on Feb02)

2. digital camera (I’m crossing this one out now because my husband and I agreed that we will buy this next year)

3. new pair of pants (at least 2) (done on June11)

4. a pair of sandals/shoes (done on Thursday, Sept25)

And I wore them this afternoon! ;)

5. pairs of shorts (at least 2) - (I already bought one last Aug31 together with 2 tops, so to keep my promise to myself, I need to buy one more)

6. skirt (done on Feb01)

7. TV rack (done on Apr30)

8. office table (to replace our PC table) (I don’t think I’ll be needing this for now; we already had an alternative)

9. computer monitor (to replace the one I am using now which is having near death experience)

27
Sep

Let’s Get Fishy-cal!

   Posted by: abelle   in the life of an ordinary earthling

My husband and his friends left for Dammam last Thursday and stayed there until yesterday. They went fishing!

Whoa!

So cute ;)

and sexy ;)

He was trying to send me these pics via MMS but for some reason, I can’t download them and they didn’t get through . . . . .

I love u so much, Pa!

25
Sep

Enjoy Your Present

   Posted by: abelle   in let's 'weigh' awhile

Another great story to make our day, people!  Have a great time reading ;)

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band, he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, “Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.”

Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy. “Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.”

image from: Opening your windows

23
Sep

Of relationship . . . . .

   Posted by: abelle   in quote in the act

If a relationship is truly meant for you, your love will find a way to make it happen, and God will be there to make sure it will stay.

21
Sep

Blind Man and His Dog - few months later

   Posted by: abelle   in visuals

Remember this man and his dog?  Maybe you’re wondering how they are now.  Well, look below ;)

Have a great Sunday, people! ;)

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